When working in a restaurant with carpet, my standard line is, “If you never water the carpet, it won’t grow.” Need to find a different line wh

  I prefer the ladies, but making rednecks nervous is awfully fun too.

Can I get an Amen?

A moment of silence for all the wine keys that have moved on to the land of lost socks, lighters, and pens.

Restaurant servers are a highly diverse group of individuals.  I think within this occupation you can find as much diversity of backgrounds and beliefs as an

There’s nothing quite like conversations in a bar … the quotable lines keep coming.

Prices posted at a cafe in France suggest that a spoonful of politesse will sweeten the prices for a cup of joe. Ordering simply “a…

It is that time of year.  Love or at least heavy lust is in the air.   That means just one thing in the restaurant business.  It is too hot to sit on th

In the military, and in the restaurant business, FUBAR seems to be the status-quo. Then something like this happens …