A funny waiter blog about restaurants and customers from a 15 year service industry vet. Old people say the funniest, (and unfiltered,) things.

My father owns a small chain of restaurants; I grew up inside of restaurants. As an adult, I manage restaurants. This is the first in a series of restaurant operational knowledge.

A tool for restaurant industry professionals and hopefuls!

now appearing where somebody might actually read it!

Original muddled, infused and shaken cocktail recipes featuring herbs, spices and other aromatics. Perfect for entertaining or relaxing.

An interesting look at a rising trend,

Is your restaurant located near the highway, with hotels and motels all around? If you’re in an area with lodging nearby, it’s wise to partner with your local hotels, inns, and bed & breakfasts…

For our Front of House brethren: A guide, with a few real incidents from waiters and waitress across the country, on What Not To Do When Dining Out

Free waitress resume templates and advice for landing a job as a waiter or waitress! We help you through the process by showing you resume examples, potential interview questions and more.